very secret dog meeting
"we must overthrow the bunnies and the ladybugs"
Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.
Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.
when ur walking by people and they laugh
tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is
heres 15 or so seconds of my 2 day old baby guinea pig enjoy
it sounds like it’s trying to lay down some sick beats
thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
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How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
what do you call it when batman skips church?
did you just
me as a parent
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