bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTILISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
reblog this if cheese is important
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.
herd you tryina steal the Krabby Patty Formula
The Thieves Guild
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
"Long Live the King"
IM IN CLASS AND CANT STOP LAUGHINH OMG IM DONE
The only acceptable pick-up line. Seriously…the first guy who says this to me…he’s the one.
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