this is and forever will be the best thing ever
the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius
the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
What if God was one of us?
Buying birthday presents for people in advance because otherwise I shall forget and all you shall be receiving is a shitty homemade card and a kiss on the cheek
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
It’s been way to long since I’ve had sex
At least jasmine loves me
this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england
[?] - Favorite villain sidekick → Kronk | The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
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